A (Really Bad) Prawn Joke

I don’t readily post jokes or stuff I read on the internet on my blog. But this funny story is so corny and hilarious I can’t help giggling like a silly 12 year old when I read it. It has been floating around the internet for a long time. Disclaimer: the punch line of this joke is really, really bad. You have been warned! But it’s also adorably funny at the same time. Far away, in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the warm, azure sea. One was named Justin and the other Christian. The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by the numerous sharks that patrolled the area. One day, Justin said to Christian, “I’m bored and frustrated at being a prawn. I wish I was a shark, and then I wouldn’t have any worries about being eaten.” As soon as Justin had fixated on becoming a predator, a mysterious cod appeared and said, “Your wish is granted!” — and, lo and behold, Justin turned into a shark! Horrified, Christian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old pal. Time went on and Justin found himself becoming bored and lonely [...]